Zirbaj of Plausible Deniability

(Part of the recipe collection from Haroun and the Study of Mischief. But since I have a bad time with the “traditional” corned beef, and so do many vegetarians, pescetarians, and migraine-havers, I thought I’d put this out a bit before St. Patrick’s Day for consideration as an alternative. The image of the cook at the cauldrons is from the kitchen of the Golden Temple at Amritsar. And this is the last of my not-yet-posted recipes from Haroun! Up next: Chai and Charmcraft’s recipes.)

Zirbaj (also seen as zirbaja, with or without an assortment of diacritical marks my eyes are not good enough to distinguish) is the sweet-and-tart-and-rosewater-scented cousin of sikbaj. Sikbaj is almost literally “vinegared stew” and is linguistically and culinarily related to ceviche and escabeche. As ceviche and escabeche’s fish-oriented modern descendants testify, it can be done with fish. Unlike ceviche, sikbaj and zirbaj usually apply heat as well as acid, and the meat can be fish or bird or cow or not even meat at all. Another branch of the sikbaj theory seems to have led toward European blancmange via muhallabiyya and judhab with chicken, rice, milk, sugar, rose water, and almonds. In some parts of Europe its descendants lost its chicken along the way to lean more toward desserts (and the word aspic). In other areas its descendants kept the chicken and rice but lost the milk and sugar.

We get six and a quarter recipes for zirbaj in The Sultan’s Feast alone. (And that’s without counting the sikbaj variants and the chicken-rice-and-vinegar variants and the vinegar-and-honey stews with different names. I do count the “counterfeit” recipes, because counterfeit basically means vegetarian, but one of those is just a mention that the concept exists, hence the quarter.) I’ve also brought in a zirbaj recipe from The Exile’s Cookbook because it gave more helpful information.

Where we run into particular headaches are the measurements: most of the recipes don’t give a measurement at all, and the recipes that do give measurements use measurements like a ratl which could be anywhere from 8 ounces to 8 pounds in different places and based on what is being measured, or an uqiyya that could mean about ten times as much in Aleppo as it does in Egypt. (I am actually behind several of the Wikipedia edits trying to figure out what exactly is meant by a ratl or an uqiyya when you’re reading an Egyptian cookbook as opposed to a Baghdadi cookbook, and trying to figure out what to do when you run into the same recipe in both but don’t know where the recipe started.)

So I’ll give a couple historic recipes and then a rough ballpark for the modern era… “to taste” is going to figure prominently here!

Historic zirbaj recipes with meat

(If you’ve made the atraf al-tib spice mix, one of the simpler variations of the seven in The Sultan’s Cookbook uses sesame oil, sweet almond paste, and atraf al-tib in place of the more intricate separate spices.)

“Take a large plump pullet, slaughter it and do as mentioned above in terms of cleaning it, and so on. Leave it whole and sever its neck. Take the ends of the legs, and push them inside its cavity. Put the bird in a large new pot with salt, sweet olive oil, pepper, coriander seeds, a little cumin and a bit of sliced onion, citron leaves and a sufficient amount of fresh water. Put the pot over a fire to cook and, when it is almost done, colour with a little pounded saffron dissolved in water. Then, pour good vinegar in the pot, as much as you want. Pound four ūqiyas of peeled almonds in a mortar until you get a paste. Check the chicken and, if it is done, add the crushed almonds and stir to dissolve them. Leave the pot on a moderate heat until the almonds have been brought to a boil once or twice. Take good-quality sugar – the same weight as the almonds– and dissolve it in rose water or fresh water. Strain, and pour it into the pot. Taste it and, if you find it too sweet, add vinegar. If it is not sweet enough, add sugar until it is to your liking. Leave the pot on embers to simmer down and to balance the flavours. If you like, you can add split eggs after serving the pullet in a large ceramic bowl. Eat it and enjoy it, Allah the Exalted willing.” (Newman, The Exile’s Cookbook, recipe 195)

“Cut up meat into small pieces, place in the pot and cover with water. Add pieces of cassia, peeled chickpeas, and a bit of salt. When the water has come to a boil, remove the scum. Add sesame oil and the same quantity of wine vinegar, a quarter of the weight of the vinegar in sugar, and finely pounded peeled almonds soaked in rose water. Add the meat and then ground dried coriander, pepper and ground mastic. For colouring, add saffron. Then put peeled and split almonds on top of the dish and sprinkle a little bit of rose water on them. Rub the sides [of the pot] and leave on the fire until [the dish] simmers down. If you like, you can make it with chicken, in which case take a scalded chicken, and wash and joint it. When the pot is bubbling, throw it in with the meat and cook. If you like the sweetness to be prominent, add some sugar or honey, Allah the Almighty willing.” (Newman, The Sultan’s Feast, recipe 16)

Dr. Newman has also blogged about a green zirbaj dish he’s prepared that leaves the chicken whole and uses a very herbal sauce. In his sikbaj taste-testing, he’s shredded the meat and vegetables and it’s less green.

Historic “counterfeit” zirbaj, vegetarian

Vegetarian recipes are often given as medical treatments in these cookbooks, and the beginning of this one does indicate some humoral theory indications for who might benefit from it.

(If you’d like for it to be more protein-ful, you could add the chickpeas from the earlier recipe, or your preferred alternative protein source.)

“Take a few onions, chop them up in the required quantity, throw into a clean pot and place it on over a gentle fire. Add almond oil or fresh sesame oil or good olive oil, depending on the temperaments. Once the onions start to sweat, add a little bit of ground coriander, a little mint, and what is required in terms of spikenard, mastic and cinnamon. Then, add clean vinegar mixed with the required amount of water. Sweeten with sugar and thicken the liquid with smoothly ground peeled almonds. Colour with saffron and rose water. There is no harm in making it with a bit of starch either. [Then,] remove [from the fire].” (Newman, The Sultan’s Feast, recipe 124)

Zirbaj Remixed

In the modern era, slow cookers serve much the same purpose as Shai Madhur’s cauldrons, though clearly on a smaller scale. But you can do this on a stovetop too – or over a fire, if the desire takes you.

  • Enough chicken to suit your pot and diners (or swap in some fish or meat or a couple cans’ worth of chickpeas or your chosen protein alternative)
  • A large onion or a couple shallots, peeled and chopped
  • 1/4 – 1/2 cup (to taste) wine vinegar (or cider or white vinegar if you prefer, or verjuice if vinegar doesn’t work for you)
  • 1/4 cup peeled blanched almonds, pounded (or almond flour, or however much almond milk tastes good to you. If almonds are a problem, though, you can use other starches for thickening the stew.)
  • 2-4 Tbsp (to taste) sesame or olive oil, separated
  • 2-4 Tbsp (to taste) sugar (or honey, or date palm syrup aka dibis)
  • 1-2 tsp (or more if you like, to taste) rose water
  • 1-2 cinnamon sticks (or 1 tsp ground cinnamon)
  • 1/2 tsp-ish ground black pepper (or long pepper if you have it), scaled to your meat or meat alternative
  • 1/2 tsp-ish salt likewise
  • (Optional but nice) A good pinch or two of saffron, either rehydrated in water or ground with 1 tsp sugar
  • (Optional) Some atraf al-tib if you made it, in which case you might remove some of the other spices
  • (Optional) 1/4 tsp coriander
  • (Optional) 1/2 tsp cumin
  • (Optional) 1/4 – 1/2 cup dried apricots, dates, or red dates/jujubes, cut small to rehydrate
  • (Optional) Mastic if you have some and know how you like to use it. I haven’t done enough with it myself to advise here, though it was distinctively popular in medieval Egyptian meat dishes.

Although the directions just say to boil everything, here on this end of time I know how tasty Maillard reactions are. So I’m going to take a page from the vegetarian version’s instructions and interleave it with the meat-containing versions.

  1. If you’re starting with almonds, pound them up (or whizz them in a food processor) and put them in a small container with the rose water to soak while the other ingredients are being prepared.
  2. Either start your saffron soaking in some warm water or grind it in a mortar and pestle with 1 tsp sugar.
  3. In a large skillet, saute the onions in a tablespoon or two of oil.
  4. Chop up your meat and/or chicken. Sprinkle salt and pepper all over it (or your meat alternative). Hold off on the other spices for now.
  5. When the onions are softened, pour the skillet, oil and all, into your eventual cooking pot (whether that’s a crockpot or a stock pot). Return the skillet to the heat.
  6. Add another tablespoon or two of oil to the skillet and brown the salted and peppered meat on all sides. (If you’re using canned chickpeas or another meat alternative, get them warm and toasty.)
  7. Pour this skilletful into your cooking pot too.
  8. Put your cooking pot onto the stove (or turn on your crockpot).
  9. Add enough water to your cooking pot. Bring to a boil. Skim off any scum that floats to the surface.
  10. Once any scum has been skimmed, add your vinegar, sweetener (sugar/honey/dibis), remaining spices (cinnamon/coriander/cumin/atraf al-tib), and/or optional fruit.
  11. At this point everything should be in the pot except the almonds, rose water, and saffron. Those will be the last additions after everything is cooked through.
  12. Cook until the meat is tender and falling apart (or until the meat substitute is suitably tasty). Taste test and adjust the vinegar and/or sweetener as needed; if you’ve added sweet dried fruits, for example, you might not need as much additional sugar.
  13. (Optional) Upaja’s priests would have de-boned the meat and shredded it like a khaytiyya at this point, to make serving a ladle at a time more equitable, but you can either shred it or leave it whole.
  14. When the meat is done and any dried fruits are rehydrated, add in the almonds, rose water, and saffron. Stir through and cook for about 5 more minutes to see whether the almonds thicken the stew to your liking.
  15. If the almond doesn’t thicken it the way you’d like, or if you don’t want to use almonds, you might like to add a slurry of 1/4 cup cold water and 1-2 Tbsp flour or some other starch for additional gravy-making power. Or you can leave it un-gravy-fied too.
  16. Taste test, make any final adjustments to the sweet/sour/salt balance, and serve as desired (with rice, bread, or other tasty side of your liking).

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